Sloth-napping is not just a hobby, it's a way of life. And like all good things in life, it's best enjoyed in the company of others. That's why we have guilds.
Here's a brief overview of the four tenets of sloth-napping, as outlined by the prophets of the craft:
Each guild is a bastion of sloth-napping excellence, with its own unique approach to the prophets' sacred art. Our guilds are:
Choose your guild wisely, young sloth-napper. The world needs more of your unique brand of laziness.
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