The STAPLER 9000 is an advanced paper alignment system designed for the most discerning of paper-pushers.
With its patented Advanced Paper Alignment Technology, the STAPLER 9000 can accurately align even the most recalcitrant of papers.
But be warned: the STAPLER 9000's side effects may include, but are not limited to: excessive neatness, decreased paper jam occurrences, and increased risk of spontaneous human combustion due to overuse.
Disclaimer: Do not use the STAPLER 9000 near open flames or loose change.
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