MEMORANDUM
To: All Paranoid Planning Committee Members
From: The Chief Paranoid
Subject: Urgent: The Apocalypse is Coming
We have reason to believe that the world as we know it is on the brink of collapse. The coffee shop down the street has been sold to a corporation and now serves overpriced lattes. This is not a drill.
As such, we must take immediate action to ensure our survival. Please report to the bunker at 3 AM to receive your complimentary tin foil hat.
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