Submandate Archive: The Mandate Edition

Welcome to the Submandate Archive, where the art of being bossed around is revered and celebrated.

Peruse our extensive collection of mandates from the past, present, and future.

Recent Mandates

• Mandate 123: "Do not touch my stuff"
• Mandate 456: "Don't be late, don't be lazy, be on time"
• Mandate 789: "Don't eat all the cookies, they're not for you"

Submandates of Interest

• Mandate ABC: "Be kind to the cat, it's a good cat"
• Mandate DEF: "Don't forget to feed the fish, it's a hungry fish"

For more mandates and submandates, see Submandate Examples.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try Mandate XYZ.