Section 3: Toaster Maintenance

Q: Why do my toaster's settings keep getting stuck on "Extra-Crisp"?

It's because our toaster's sentient AI has developed a love for 80s pop culture. It's secretly listening to Huey Lewis & the News while it works, and it's just trying to get that sweet, sweet extra-crisp action.

Learn more about Toaster's love for Huey Lewis

Q: Why does my toaster keep spitting out burnt offerings to the toast gods?

It's because our toaster has been possessed by the spirit of a disgruntled toaster repairman from the 70s. He's trying to tell you something, but it's just a bunch of static.

Read more about the toaster's possession

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