TIPS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEARLY NOT TRYING

You're probably here because you set your alarm clock for 6:00 AM, only to find that you're not a morning person. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are some tips for people who are clearly not trying:

• Set your alarm clock for 5:00 AM instead. It's not much different, I promise.
• Use a smart alarm that gradually wakes you up with a soothing melody. Or just get a cat.
• Blame the sun for not waking you up. It's science.

Remember, it's all about setting realistic expectations. And also about getting enough sleep.