Welcome to Unsolicited Advice

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Our Expert Advice

Our team of highly qualified, completely-not-paid-to-give-advice experts are here to share their wisdom with you.

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Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.

Or will we?

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Our Advice

We have advice on everything. Literally everything.

Relationships? We've got 'em. Money? We've got that too. Your health? We'll just give you some weird diet pills and hope for the best

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We guarantee you'll hate our advice. But hey, that's what makes it unsolicited, right?

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