Located in a windowless, climate-controlled bunker beneath the Department of Bureaucratic Affairs, this subsection is the epicenter of all things redundant. Our team of experts in the field of doing nothing efficiently have been tasked with the duty of creating paperwork for its own sake.
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Our team of highly trained specialists review and revise all documents to ensure that they are as redundant as possible.
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Our team of experts in the field of creating unnecessary loops has been tasked with the duty of making sure that every decision is reviewed and revised at least 5 times before being finalised.
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Our team of highly skilled reporters have been tasked with the duty of creating detailed, 500-page reports on the most mundane topics imaginable.
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