Welcome, dear seeker of knowledge and coffee connoisseur. We're glad you found us. Flavortune Telling is a humble little shop, tucked away in a corner of the vast and wondrous land of coffee.
Our brewmaster, Balthazar McFunk, has spent years perfecting the art of reading tea leaves and coffee grounds for those seeking insight into their futures. And by 'years', we mean 'a few weeks'.
Our shop is dedicated to providing you with the most absurd and hilarious predictions, all served up with a side of expertly crafted coffee drinks. We're not just a coffee shop, we're a coffee shop of DOOM.
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