Pre-Existing Condition Excuses

For when you just can't be bothered.

My cat has its eyes on me

It's not my fault, I'm being watched.

Learn more about feline mind control

I have a rare blood disorder

It's not just any disorder, it's rare, so you can't judge me.

More about being special

I'm allergic to mornings

I'm not lazy, I'm just allergic.

Subpages for morning-haters

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