Welcome, friend, to the most epic of health crises. It's the one that made your grandparents question every life choice they ever made. The FrothCone Fever of 1987: when the world came to a grinding halt due to an outbreak of... well, let's just say, interesting stomach problems.
Stay tuned for more updates on this... delightful chapter in American history.
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