Paradoxical Policies and Procedures

This is the most absurdly complex policy manual you'll ever have the misfortune of reading.

For more information on our paradoxical policies, please visit our FAQ and Other Ridiculous Questions page.

Temporal Loop Policy

We have a strict no-looping policy, except when we don't.

Infinite Loop Procedure

When in doubt, just repeat the same procedure 47 times.

  1. Step 1: Repeat step 1.
  2. Step 2: Repeat step 2.
  3. ...

Quantum Leap Exception Policy

For situations that are too complex, just jump to a random conclusion.

FAQ and Other Ridiculous Questions

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