Sparkle-Free Zone

Congratulations, you've entered the Sparkle-Free Zone. A place where all things sparkle are forbidden.

Here, you will find the Step 1: Remove all glitter of removing sparkles from your life.

  1. Unhook all sparkly decorations
  2. Replace all sparkly clothing with dull, non-reflective attire
  3. Fill your room with black lights

Side effects of prolonged sparkle exposure may include:

  1. Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
  2. Uncontrollable urges toประก sparkle things
  3. Loss of productivity due to excessive daydreaming

If you experience any of these symptoms, please proceed to Step 2

Remember, in the Sparkle-Free Zone, Sparkles are the enemy.