Step 1: Gather Your Squirrel Squad
Assemble a team of skilled squirrels, each with their own unique talents. You'll need:
- The Squirrel Whisperer (for gentle, yet firm, squirrel whispering)
- The Squirrel Ninja (for stealthy, high-stakes squirrel heists)
- The Squirrel Tech Guru (for advanced squirrel hacking and jamming)
Once you have your squad, proceed to step 2.
Step 2: Identify Your Squirrel Weaknesses
Conduct extensive research on the local squirrel species. Understand their habits, their favorite foods, and their most vulnerable points.
Create a detailed profile for each squirrel, including:
- Favourite nut type (acorn, hazelnut, etc.)
- Preferred hiding spots
- Peak activity hours