This technique involves honing your skills in the ancient art of staring blankly into space, waiting for inspiration to strike.
Learn moreThis technique requires the ability to turn any task into a never-ending, existential crisis.
Read onThis technique involves mastering the art of switching between 17 different tabs at once, ensuring that you'll never actually get anything done.
Dive deeperThis technique involves the ability to watch the same 30 second loop of cats playing the piano for hours on end, losing all sense of time and purpose.
Purruse moreThis technique involves juggling multiple tasks at once, ensuring that you'll never complete anything, but you'll have fun trying.
Multitask awayThis technique involves pulling all-nighters, fueled by copious amounts of caffeine, to ensure that you'll never be productive, but you'll never be bored either.
Sleep your way to success