Perpetual Procrastination

Welcome to the definitive guide to doing nothing, forever.

Infinite Regret

Artificial Procrastination

Procrastination Paranoia

Theories of Nothingness

Procrastinators Anonymous

Perpetual Procrastination

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Procrastination Paranoia: Because you're not doing anything, but you're worried you're not doing anything

Procrastinators Anonymous: Where you can find solace in your own procrastination

Procrastination Paralysis: Because doing anything would require effort