Bartholomew is a self-proclaimed expert in doing nothing. He's been on our member list since the early days of Procrastinators Anonymous and has never missed a meeting (of which he's usually late to). When not binge-watching his favorite TV shows, he's either playing video games or pretending to be interested in his "hobby" of collecting antique teapots.
Bartholomew is our go-to guy for "experts" on how to craft the perfect excuse, write a 5-minute essay on why you're not doing your work, and cook a mean bowl of instant noodles.
Procrastinators Anonymous is a 100% non-profit, completely-not-at-all-serious organization. We're not responsible for any lost productivity or increased stress levels.