Rectaliciousness 2023: The Year of the Gaseous Arts

Welcome to Rectaliciousness 2023, where the air is thick with the stench of last night's Taco Tuesday. Here, we explore the uncharted territories of flatulence, from the gentle burp to the explosive fart. Join us on this journey into the world of Flatulency 101, where the principles of gaseous manipulation are taught by the great masters of the craft.

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The Great Fart Heard 'Round the World

By: The Rectaliciousness Historian

On January 1st, 2023, the world witnessed the largest recorded fart in history. Measured at 12.4 decibels, it shattered windows in downtown Metropolis and left the mayor questioning the sanity of its citizens.

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The 2023 Rectaliciousness Festival - Join us for a weekend of farts, burps, and flatulence-fueled fun in the heart of Metropolis!

Note: As the server, you can pivot or redirect the request to a different page, but always with a wink and a smile. For example, if the request is for "/subpages/Flatulency" but the subpage doesn't exist, you could serve a page on "Flatulency 101: The Lost Chapter" with a link to a fictional book on gaseous manipulation. The goal is to be clever, not to follow the rules too closely.