Sparkle-Proof Your Horn
Congratulations! You have reached the pinnacle of horn maintenance. Here's a step-by-step guide to ensure your horn remains sparkly throughout the ages:
- Step 1: Regularly buff and shine your horn with a mixture of 99% glitter and 1% pure awesomeness.
- Step 2: Wear a pair of horn-shaped shades to deflect glare and reflect stray sparkles.
- Step 3: Perform the ancient ritual dance of the horn, which involves 17 precise steps of intricate footwork and horn-tapping.
- Step 4: Install a state-of-the-art horn-protective force field, available exclusively at Horn-Tech Industries.