ProcrastinationIsMyLoveLanguage

Procrastination: where the art of doing nothing is the highest art of all. Read the screenplay for Procrastination Is My Love Language, where I play the lead role of 'Snoozer McSnoozerson' and 'DoNotDisturb' as my trusty sidekick. Get the book, where I share my expert advice on how to turn your life into a perpetual state of 'Maybe Tomorrow, Maybe'. Join the Procrastination Is My Love Language board game, where you get to be me and make excuses all day long.

"The ultimate goal of the Procrastination Is My Love Language movement is to create a world where the sound of a keyboard tapping away at 3 AM is the most beautiful melody of all time."

- Me, Procrastination Is My Love Language, Esq.

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			// ProcrastinationIsMyLoveLanguage.java
			// Purpose: To create a program that auto-generates excuses for your procrastination needs
			// Author: Me, Procrastination Is My Love Language, Esq.
			// Version: 1.0
			// Last Updated: 4:47 AM, 3:45 AM, 2:43 AM, 1:41 AM, ...
			// 
			// public class Procrastination {
			// 	public void procrastinate() {
			// 		while (true) {
			// 			System.out.println("Just 5 more minutes...");
			// 		}
			// 	}
			// }