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ABANDONED AMUSEMENT PARK OF DESPAIR

Welcome to the park where the fun never ends... in sight.

Warning: this park has been abandoned for so long, the weeds are now sentient and will likely attack you.

Despite the ominous signs, we still have some attractions left to offer:

Haunted Rollercoaster Ride

Creepy Carnival Funhouse

Murder Mansion Maze

Don't forget to bring your own flashlight, because the park's power grid has been down for decades.

Or just, you know, bring a spare battery for our ancient flashlight. We're not made of money here.

Rules of Engagement (or not) Safety Guidelines (or Not)