Taco Tuesday: A Journey of Self-Discovery

Warning: the taco trap is real, but don't worry, it's not as sticky as it sounds. Our experts have identified 12 possible theories on why Taco Tuesdays are actually a snare:

• 1. Quantum Tacos
• 2. The Taco Simulation Hypothesis
• 3. The Taco Illusion Paradox
• 4. Taco Tuesday as a Social Experiment
• 5. Quantum Entanglement of Tacos and Socks
• 6. Taco Tuesday as a Never-ending Story
• 7. It's a Trap, It's a Trap
• 8. Taco Trap as a Simulation of a Trap
• 9. The Odyssey of Taco Trap Theories
• 10. Quantum Fluctuation of Tacos and Tacos
• 11. Taco Tuesday as a Recursive Function
• 12. The Metaphysical Nature of the Taco Trap