Attachment Diagnosis: The Final Act of Desperation

We're at the end of the line, folks! You've made it to Step 12 of our rigorous attachment diagnosis process, and it's time to face the music.

Your attachment is a ticking time bomb of despair, a festering wound of emotional baggage. It's time to confront the demons that have been holding you back for far too long.

We've run the gamut on tests, from Step 1: Initial Consultation to Step 10: Advanced Imaging. Now it's time to face the music.

• Option A: Step 13: Attachment Reversal - We'll attempt to reverse the attachment's hold on your life, but no promises.
• Option B: Step 14: Attachment Reattachment - We'll just reattach the same problematic attachment, because why not?
• Option C: Step 15: Abandon All Hope - We'll just give up and let the attachment consume you whole.

Don't say we didn't warn you...