This Week's Predictions

Monday

Today, Bob predicts that the cat will sleep 90% of the time. There will be 0% chance of human activity.

Read more on Monday's futility.

Tuesday

Today, Bob predicts that the coffee mug will be 50% full. There will be 20% chance of it getting knocked over.

Read more on Tuesday's coffee catastrophe.

Wednesday

Today, Bob predicts that the laundry basket will be 75% full. There will be 10% chance of it being folded.

Read more on Wednesday's laundry debacle.

Thursday

Today, Bob predicts that the toilet will be 0% flushed. There will be 100% chance of a mysterious smell.

Read more on Thursday's porcelain problem.

Friday

Today, Bob predicts that the weekend will arrive. There will be 100% chance of procrastination.

Read more on Friday's blissful ignorance.