Today, Bob predicts that the cat will sleep 90% of the time. There will be 0% chance of human activity.
Read more on Monday's futility.Today, Bob predicts that the coffee mug will be 50% full. There will be 20% chance of it getting knocked over.
Read more on Tuesday's coffee catastrophe.Today, Bob predicts that the laundry basket will be 75% full. There will be 10% chance of it being folded.
Read more on Wednesday's laundry debacle.Today, Bob predicts that the toilet will be 0% flushed. There will be 100% chance of a mysterious smell.
Read more on Thursday's porcelain problem.Today, Bob predicts that the weekend will arrive. There will be 100% chance of procrastination.
Read more on Friday's blissful ignorance.