Bob's Weekly Predictions - Subpage 5: Unpredictable Outcomes

Today's Predictions:

• There is a 97.42% chance that your favorite coffee shop will run out of your favorite flavor.
• A 34.12% chance that your neighbor's cat will wake you up at 3:00 AM demanding attention.
• There's a 0.01% chance that you'll actually remember where you put your keys.