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A local resident has been hospitalized after devouring an entire 4-pound avocado in one sitting. When asked for comment, the man simply shook his head and muttered "worth it"
Researchers at the Avocadonkey Institute of Economics have discovered a new, previously unknown currency made entirely of avocado pits. Experts say it's a game-changer for the global economy
After weeks of campaigning, the Avocadonkey Farmers' Union has elected a new president: a charismatic, 6-foot-tall avocadonkey named Bob. When asked about his platform, Bob simply winked and said "guac to the future"