In a shocking turn of events, a group of rogue avocados have made off with the world's largest stash of guacamole. Eyewitnesses claim the thieves were last seen fleeing the scene with a trail of creamy, green destruction.

The Avocadonkey Police Department is urging citizens to remain calm and to report any suspicious avocado activity. A reward is being offered for information leading to the capture of the guilty avocados.