Nutmeg Nutsworth Brain Boosting Services

Where our expertly crafted blend of nutmeg, caffeine, and pure, unadulterated chaos will boost your brain, or drive you mad.

Services:

• Our Unique Nutmeg Formula
• Our Scientifically Proven Caffeine Infusions
• Our Secret Sauce of Mind Bending Madness

Subscriptions:

• 1 Month of Nutmeg Nirvana
• 1 Year of Caffeine Ecstasy
• Our Special Of The Month Club of Madness

Side effects of our services may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous outbursts of creativity, uncontrollable urges to solve obscure math problems, and temporary loss of sanity.

Disclaimer: Our services are not actually real, and will probably drive you to the brink of madness.

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