Neo-Bureaucracy: A system of government by committee, where every decision requires a minimum of 17 signatures and 3 weeks of deliberation.
Our structure is designed to be as inefficient as possible, with a focus on form over function and paperwork over people.
For example, the Bureaucratic Structure Committee (BSC) has 27 members, each with their own chairperson, and a rotating chair of the rotating chair.
We're like a game of bureaucratic musical chairs, where everyone's a chairperson, but nobody's in charge.
And don't even get us started on the Bureaucratic Protocol, a 300-page document that explains the rules of the game, but not the game itself.
Learn more about Bureaucratic Terminology and how it's used to confuse and intimidate our citizens.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try navigating the Bureaucratic Protocol and see if you can make sense of it.