WHEREAS, the citizens of this great nation have grown tired of the monotony of traditional trousers, and
WHEREAS, the comfort and flexibility of pajama pants have proven to be an effective deterrent to the spread of rebellion;
BE IT RESOLVED, that from this day forward, all citizens are hereby required to wear Pajama Pants at all times, including, but not limited to:
- During all official government meetings
- While interacting with law enforcement
- Within a 500ft radius of any national monument
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that any person found in violation of these terms shall be subject to a fine of not more than $500, payable in Pajama-themed collectibles.
Approved by the Committee on Unconventional Fashion, Subcommittee 345, and ratified by the Council of Bureaucratic Excess.
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