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Lost and Found Forms

Report a Lost Item Claim a Found Item

Lost and Found Forms

Use the forms below to report or claim items that have been misplaced within the Bureaucratic Complex.

Item Name:

Description:

Owner:

Claimant:

Proof of Ownership:

Item Description:

Remember, all forms are strictly anonymous, and your identity is safe with us.

Unless we're not.

Unless our lawyers say we can share it with the authorities.

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