Step 1-3: Deny, Deny, Deny
When faced with an inconvenient truth, follow these simple steps:
- Deny, deny, deny. Repeating this mantra will create a force field of confusion.
- Use the phrase "I'm on a deadline" at least 5 times in a 10-minute window.
- Claim you have a meeting with "Important People".
deny = 1 deadline = 5 meeting_with_important_people = 1 REPEAT
Phase 2: Blame the Interns
When your plan A fails, pivot to plan B, C, and D. And blame the intern.
- Use the phrase "I was just trying to help" with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
- Claim you were "just joking" when you said the intern was responsible.
- Send an email with 10 attachments to prove your innocence.
blame_the_intern = 1 sarcasm = 1 attachments = 10 REPEAT
Phase 3: Fake a Meeting
When all else fails, fake it till you make it.
- Send an email to 10 people claiming to have a meeting.
- Use the phrase "I have a meeting with someone" at least 5 times.
- Set your phone to "Do Not Disturb" mode.
fake_a_meeting = 1 phone_to_do_not_disturb = 1 repeat = 5 REPEAT