Annual Review of Interdepartmental Transportation Metrics

This is the 5th consecutive year that the Department of Transportation has not been able to meet its own performance expectations.

Key metrics for the year include:

Departmental Efficiency	Bureaucratic Red Tape Index	Transportation Innovation
-2.5%	-12%	0.5%
Infrastructure Upgrades	1.2%	Employee Morale

Notable events of the year include:

The Transportation Secretary was seen walking out of a meeting with a visibly shaken expression, sources close to the department confirm.
The departmental newsletter was replaced with a 300-page PowerPoint presentation of 'Key Performance Indicators'.

Committee Meetings are scheduled for next quarter to discuss further 'strategies for improvement'.