Permit Portal

Welcome to the Department of Red Tape & Bureaucratic Redundancy, where the only thing more plentiful than forms is our collective apathy.

Permit Types:

• Travel Permit (Required for all travel, including to and from the kitchen.
• Permit for Creative Expression (For all artistic endeavors, including but not limited to: painting, singing, or writing a strongly worded letter to your elected official.
• Permit for Fun (Because, let's be real, you're not really having fun if you're not doing something we've deemed acceptable.