Recipe for the Ultimate Brain Wave

For those seeking world domination, look no further! This recipe for the Ultimate Brain Wave cookie is sure to control the minds of all who taste it.

  1. 1 cup of Brain Wave Enhancers
  2. 1 cup of Brain Wave Enhancers
  3. 1/4 cup of Brain Wave Enhancers
  4. 1 tsp of Brain Wave Enhancers
  5. 1/8 tsp of Secret Ingredient X (optional)

Mix all ingredients together and bake at 350°F for 15-20 minutes. Let cool completely before serving.

Warning: Consuming this cookie may result in temporary loss of free will, spontaneous singing of show tunes, and/or an increased desire to wear neon-colored jumpsuits.

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