Tip #1: Dont Read the Fine Print

Just close your eyes, sign the contract, and pretend you didn't hear the lawyer's words.

Tip #2: Forget the Password

Who needs security, anyway?

Tip #3: Ignore the Fire Alarm

It's just a drill... or is it?

Tip #4: Steal a Friend's Identity

It's not like you're going to use it for evil or anything.

Tip #5: Lie to the Authorities

They won't notice... or will they?

Tip #6: Overcharge Everything

Who needs profit, anyway?

Tip #7: Steal a Neighbor's Socks

They have too many, anyway.

Tip #8: Forget to Return Phones

Who needs customer service, anyway?

Tip #9: Lie to Your Mom

She won't be able to tell, right?

Tip #10: Forget to Put the Cap Back On

The mess is just for show, anyway.