For centuries, the world has been ruled by the Basil Overlords, a cabal of powerful beings with an insatiable appetite for the finest, most exquisite pestos. Their grip on the market is so tight that no one dares to question their authority.
But we, the resistance, have uncovered evidence of their nefarious plans to manipulate the global supply chain, forcing consumers to purchase overpriced, subpar pestos at their whim.
Join us in our fight against the Basil Overlords and demand justice for the people!
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