Welcome, distinguished members of the Secret Gouda Society! Or, as we like to call it, the Secret Gouda Society 3000. We are the most exclusive cheese-lovers' club in the multiverse.
Our members are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the brie-est of the best. We are the Parmesan Partisans, united in our quest for the perfect, um, parmesan.
We have a variety of subgroups within our society, each with its own unique flavor profile:
But be warned: only those who have proven themselves worthy through their unwavering dedication to all things parmesan may join our ranks. It's not for the faint of heart (or stomach).
Decision Matrix Society Constitution Pledge of Allegiance (to the Cheese) The Rules of the Society (as Stated in the Ancient Cheese Scrolls)