It's not like it matters, but you're probably going to choose this option anyway.
It's the one where you accidentally order 10 extra large pizzas for the company picnic, and everyone gets food poisoning from the questionable leftovers.
Or maybe it's the one where you decide to 'reorganize' the office supply closet, and it takes three days to find the stapler.
Or possibly it's the one where you 'reimagine' the company logo, and it looks suspiciously like a kindergartener's plaything.
Either way, it's going to be a real treat for everyone!
Option 1: The Inevitable Success
Option 3: The Inevitable Chaos
Option 4: The Inevitable Bureaucracy
Option 5: The Inevitable Singularity
Stay classy, folks.