8 Random Options: Because Who Needs Sanity?

Option 1: Wear a Chicken Onesie to Every Social Event

You know what? Forget about being an adult. Let's just wear a onesie to every single social engagement. Who cares if you get weird looks from your aunt?

Option 2: Build a Treehouse in Your Living Room

Who needs actual furniture when you can have a treehouse? It's not like you're going to have guests over or anything...

Learn more about treehouse design

Option 3: Speak in a French Accent to Your Cat
Why settle for a boring, ordinary conversation with your feline overlord when you can add a bit of sophistication with a French accent?
Discover the art of feline diplomacy

Option 4: Replace All Food with Jelly Beans

Jelly beans: they're like little pockets of joy, but also a choking hazard. It's a risk worth taking, right?

Learn more about the jelly bean revolution

Option 5: Hold Your Breath for 5 Minutes Every Morning

Who needs oxygen when you can just hold your breath and contemplate the meaning of life? It's a great way to start the day!

Find out about the benefits of morning asphyxiation

Option 6: Only Use the Word 'Literally' as a Joke

Why use the word 'literally' seriously when you can use it as a punchline? It's a joke that never gets old!

Learn more about the art of verbal gymnastics

Option 8: Replace All S's with Z's (except for in words that don't have an S)

Why conform to the norm when you can be a rebel and replace all your S's with Z's? Who needs consistency, anyway?