Welcome to the Mansion of the Most Discerning Decision Maker! Here, you can find all the justification you need for your most extravagant purchases.
"I just need it because it's there." - The Justifier
It's not like I have a garage or anything, but this thing is just so cool!
Also, it will make a great conversation piece.
I'm pretty sure it's worth the money.
My friends will be so jealous of my new thing!
I'll be the coolest cat in town when I show up in my new thing!
It's not like I have bills to pay or anything.
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