Exit Strategies for the Utterly Paranoid

Why Bother with a Plan When the Apocalypse is Imminent?

As a seasoned paranoid, you're probably already stockpiling canned goods and plotting your escape from the impending doom. But let's face it, folks: sometimes a well-planned exit strategy can be the difference between a boring, post-apocalyptic wasteland and a stylish, underground bunker.

So, here's a few exit strategies for you to consider:

• The 'I'm-Going-to-Bluff-it-And-Hope-For-the-Best' Approach
• The 'I'll-Just-Hide-Under-My-Bed-and-Hope-It-Goes-Away' Approach
• The 'I'll-Just-Wait-for-the-Right-Moment-to-Make-a-Last-Ditch-Decision' Approach