**Diagnosis: A Study in Parmesan**

We've received your symptoms and have diagnosed you with a severe case of Parmesan Paranoia.

**Symptoms:**

Excessive use of Parmesan cheese in your cooking
Uncontrollable cravings for Italian food
Recurring dreams of being trapped in a never-ending lasagna factory
Unshakeable feelings of guilt over eating too much cheese

Your Diagnosis:

We're sorry to inform you that you have been diagnosed with Parmesan Paranoia. This condition is caused by an excessive love of Parmesan cheese and can lead to feelings of guilt and paranoia.

**Recommendation: **

You should consider seeking help from a mental health professional_goals

**Additional Information: **

Parmesan Paranoia is a complex condition requiring a deep understanding of the human psyche and a love of cheese.

**Disclaimer: **

This diagnosis is not intended to be taken seriously and is for entertainment purposes only.

**Your Diagnosis:**

Your Diagnosis: