This is the second section of the Coffee Apocalypse, where the world is running out of coffee. Like, seriously, we're talking bean-less, drip-less, French-press-less.
Will we survive? Can we adapt? Only time will tell, but for now, let's get to the good stuff.
Read about our top-secret plan to infiltrate the vending machines and steal all the coffee. Learn about the Coffee Sourcing Protocol, our attempt to genetically engineer coffee beans that will grow back faster than a teenager's acne.
We've got 17 beans left. 17!
They're stored in a highly secure facility deep underground, guarded by heavily armed and highly caffeinated agents.
But don't worry, we've got a team of experts on it. They're the best in the business. They're like, super smart and stuff. They'll figure it out.
