Deflection Theory: The Art of Distracting Yourself to Death

A Guide to Redirecting Your Life with Purposeful Distraction

Deflection Theory: it's a real thing, we swear. In a world full of existential dread and crippling anxiety, why bother with the truth when you can deflect it away with the most creative excuses, diversions, and outright fabrications.

From the art of making a decent excuse to avoid your in-laws, to the science of deflecting your responsibilities with an expertly crafted to-do list, Deflection Theory has it all.

Join us as we explore the infinite possibilities of deflection, and learn to turn your life into a never-ending game of 'Who, What, Why, and Where Am I Going?'

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