Technique 2: The Sarcastic Slapshot
This technique involves using a combination of eye-rollingly sarcastic comments and a dash of slapstick humor to disarm the diffuser.
- Start by making eye contact with the diffuser, but only if you're feeling particularly sassy.
- Use a tone that's 90% sarcastic and 10% actually caring, but only if you can fake it.
- Make sure to include at least one well-timed pratfall to really drive the point home.
- Repeat the process until the diffuser is sufficiently disarmed.
Remember, this technique is not for the faint of heart. You'll need to be prepared for a serious case of eye-rolling, face-palming, and possibly even a few strategically placed pratfalls.
Ready to give it a try? Proceed to Technique 3: The Accidental Accordance or Pivot to Technique 4: The Pretentious Pivot for more advanced techniques.