Disinterest 30
Because who needs interest, really? We're a website that specializes in the art of doing absolutely nothing. Our motto? "Doing nothing is an art form."
Here are 30 reasons why you're wasting your life away on our site:
- Overthinking - because 2 hours of thinking about the same thing is a real achievement
- Procrastination is a Skill - it's not, but let's pretend
- Binge Watching Netflix - because 12 hours of cat videos is a marathon
- Sleeping in - it's not laziness, it's just conserving energy
- Playing Video Games - because who needs a social life, anyway?
- Reading the News - to feel informed about the impending doom of the world
- Playing Music on Your iPhone - because earbuds are so overrated
- Making No Decisions - the art of indecision is a delicate one
- Forgetting Your Password - it's not a problem, it's just a feature
- Being Anti-Social - because who needs friends, anyway?
- Playing with Puzzles - because adulting is hard, let's be kids
- Reading the Definition of Terms - because who needs to understand the world, anyway?
- Doing No Chores - because someone else will do it for you
- Making Excuses for Not Doing Anything - the art of blame-shifting
- Playing with Fire Alarms - because it's not like it's going to kill you
- Eating Cereal for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner - the cereal of choice
- Forgetting Where You Placed Your Keys - because it's not like you're not going anywhere, anyway
- Being a Slacker - the badge of honor
- Making No Effort to Learn Anything New - the art of being a know-it-all
- Being a Snowflake - because uniqueness is overrated
- Taking Naps - because the world can wait
- Forgetting What You Learned in School - because who needs math, anyway?
- Being a Vagillator - the art of being indecisive
- Eating Sushi for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner - because sushi is the answer to everything
- Forgetting the Names of People You See Every Day - because who are they, really?
- Using a Thesaurus - because who needs actual words, anyway?
- Being a Guest at Your Own Party - because you're not really invited
- Forgetting What You Just Read - because it's not like it's going to make a difference
- Being a Master of the Art of Drama - because overacting is an art form
- Forgetting What You Wore Today - because who needs clothes, anyway?
- Being a Skeptic of Skeptics - because you're always right, aren't you?
- Forgetting Why You Started - because who cares, really?
- Being a Contrarian - because you're always wrong, but you're right about that
- Forgetting Your Appointment - because who needs to be punctual, anyway?
- Being an Absentee - prophets of nothingness
- Forgetting the Weather Outside - because you're inside, and that's all that matters
- Being a Skeptic of Skeptics of Sceptics - because who needs facts, anyway?
- Forgetting Your Password for Your Password - because it's not like it's not a real thing
- Being a Vacillator - the art of being completely lost
- Forgetting to Turn Off Your Phone - because who needs sleep, anyway?