Technique 1: The Power of Procrastination
By focusing on the intricacies of your favorite video game's character models, you can achieve a state of complete mental paralysis, ensuring that any task at hand is utterly forgotten.
Subtechnique 1.1: The Art of Crafting the Perfect In-Game Build
Subtechnique 1.2: The Science of Minimizing Your Character's Health Bar to Zero
Technique 2: The Joy of Browsing Social Media
By scrolling mindlessly through your favorite social media platform, you can lose hours without even realizing it, all while feeling like you're accomplishing something.
Subtechnique 2.1: The Art of Liking Every Single Post
Subtechnique 2.2: The Science of Disliking Every Single Post
Technique 3: The Futility of Over-Planning
By spending hours planning out the minutest details of your day, you can ensure that you accomplish nothing, ever.
Subtechnique 3.1: The Art of Creating an Excel Spreadsheet for Your To-Do List
Subtechnique 3.2: The Science of Reorganizing Your Desk for the Third Time This Week
Technique 4: The Thrill of Watching Paint Dry
By staring intently at a wall, you can experience the thrill of watching as the paint slowly dries, all while questioning your life choices.
Subtechnique 4.1: The Art of Counting the Drying Time of the Paint
Subtechnique 4.2: The Science of Judging the Color of the Paint
Technique 5: The Futility of Re-Organizing Your Junk Drawer
By rearranging your cluttered junk drawer for hours, you can ensure that you've accomplished nothing but a nice, organized surface area.
Subtechnique 5.1: The Art of Finding the Perfect Spot to Put Your Socks
Subtechnique 5.2: The Science of Judging the Neatness of Your Drawer
Next Technique: 6-4