Techniques of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Subpage 2/3: The Art of Procrastination

Here, you'll learn the art of turning a blank page into a masterpiece. Or, at the very least, you'll learn how to do absolutely nothing.

• Technique 1: Staring Blankly
• Technique 2: Gazing into the void
• Technique 3: Binge-watching cat videos
• Technique 4: Pondering the meaning of life
• Technique 5: Crafting a to-do list

Remember, the key to mastering these techniques is to never, ever, actually do anything.

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