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Zero Tolerance Protocol: Mandatory Happiness Reeducation

By order of the Supreme Leader of Happiness, all citizens are required to participate in this mandatory reeducation program.

Course Outline:

Important Safety Notice:

Side effects of excessive happiness may include but not limited to: spontaneous singing, uncontrolled smiling, and an increased risk of spontaneous dance parties. Prolonged exposure to happiness may lead to permanent happiness.

Disclaimer:

The Ministry of Joyful Compliance is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive happiness. By proceeding, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the terms and conditions of this program.

Terms and Conditions
Frequently Asked Questions